When I came to give “to the least,” this isn’t what I had in mind…
6/22/2006 2:58 amIt’s official–the ants have invaded my laptop. At first I thought it was just my mind playing tricks on me, but I’ve caught one out in the open for long enough to verify that it’s not all in my head. I don’t know exactly what I did to deserve such a “blessing,” but tiny little ants now frantically scurry from point A to B within my laptop as a key-strike or drive movement or fan startup scares them into action. They’re incredibly tiny, move like little hummingbirds, and I have no idea how I will end up getting rid of them. I’ll add pictures soon, if I can catch them long enough to focus on them in macro mode. How am I going to explain this if I need Dell servicing?
I’m apparently not the first to enjoy this little brush with nature. Here is “Ant Farm,” the tale of one individual who had to have her notebook serviced to remove a nest of ants; there is a Yahoo Q&A about ant colonies in laptops; a man who loses his $3300 Toshiba to Australian biting ants, and here is a long list of other ant-invaded electronics such as iBooks, network switches, and so on. I had better find some method of extermination…. I’m thinking it’ll probably involve partial disassembly, some alcohol, poison, and the vaccuum of space…. Or(!), I could just leave ant bate on the desk next to my computer and wait for the colony to die. Then I’d just have to shake the little buggers out of my computer…
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